Go-Onger: Don’t you dare pollute.
Goseiger: Alata is a great red and I will fight you to the death over this.
Gokaiger: Man this is good…wait what do you mean sentai has to have a plot?
Go-Busters: Man this is so booooriHOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO ;~;
Dairanger: what dank shit were they smoking when they made this show?
Jetman: Days of Our Lives meets Gatchaman.
Megaranger: Japanese George Costanza gives a bunch of high school students super computer powers.
Magiranger: The entire world is saved in the end by women who get shit done and the men that listen to them.
Shinkenger: Hella rad sword fights, HONOR HONOR DUN DUN DUN HONOR, Best Pink Of The Late Heisei Era, and then there’s this rider asshole
Akibaranger: IT’S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE KARATE BUG MEN SHOWS