The next Super Hero Taisen movie is actually a Kamen Rider Taisen FEATURING Super Sentai.
Showa versus Heisei.
WHY. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THIS TOEI I WANTED PEOPLE TO SHUT UP ABOUT SHOWA VERSUS HEISEI BUT YOU ARE EXACERBATING IT. WHY CAN’T THEY ALL JUST BE KARATE BUGMEN AND LEAVE IT AT THAT.
(source because I’m not just spouting bullshit)
Toei says deal with it :)
B’aww b’aw b’awwwww
I’d watch it. While we’re at it, can the next super hero taisen be Sentai vs Power Rangers? Think of all the chaos and butthurt!
[AUDIENCE LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES]
honestly the whole “SHOWA VS HEISEI CONTROVERSY1!!!” is something Western fandom really only cared about and made up (until we all just decided that was totally stupid), for some dumb reason.
My personal vote for next SHTZ! *jazzhands* is Sentai VS Kamen Rider VS Powerful Rangers VS Space Sheriffs VS Gun Caliber VS Liver Poisoning.
Go-Onger: Don’t you dare pollute.
Goseiger: Alata is a great red and I will fight you to the death over this.
Gokaiger: Man this is good…wait what do you mean sentai has to have a plot?
Go-Busters: Man this is so booooriHOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOO ;~;
Dairanger: what dank shit were they smoking when they made this show?
Jetman: Days of Our Lives meets Gatchaman.
Megaranger: Japanese George Costanza gives a bunch of high school students super computer powers.
Magiranger: The entire world is saved in the end by women who get shit done and the men that listen to them.
Shinkenger: Hella rad sword fights, HONOR HONOR DUN DUN DUN HONOR, Best Pink Of The Late Heisei Era, and then there’s this rider asshole
Akibaranger: IT’S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE KARATE BUG MEN SHOWS